NORTHERN DREAD

Real products. No bullshit.

We don't sell you dreams wrapped in plastic. We make things that work — simple apps that are great at one thing, not bloatware. Products that don't lie about being "eco-friendly," while respecting your intelligence.

What We Build

Simple Apps

Tools that actually help, are straight foward and great at one thing. No bloat, only what you need.

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Games

Games that don't insult your time or wallet. No pay-to-win garbage. No loot boxes. Just good gameplay.

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Shop

Beeswax candles. Lip balm. Beard wax. Real ingredients. No unicorn ass fragrances. Just honest products.

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The Northern Dread Philosophy

"We use beeswax because it's actually sustainable. Soy? That requires tilling the earth—destroying ecosystems above and below ground. But nobody cares because beetles and earthworms aren't cute enough for your Instagram feed. We care about truth, not trends."
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