REAL PRODUCTS

Beeswax. Honesty. No bullshit.

We make lip balms, hand salves, puppy paw balms, and other products using actual sustainable materials. Not the trendy kind of sustainable. The real kind. With beeswax, not soy that requires tilling the earth and destroying ecosystems. Because we care about what's actually green, not what's marketable as green.

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What We Make

Beeswax Candles

Clean-burning. Long-lasting. Actually sustainable. No paraffin. No soy. Just beeswax from ethical sources - if we ever unlock the secret.

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Lip Balm

Beeswax-based. No weird chemicals. Just natural stuff that you can pronounce, and actually moisturizes your lips.

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Hand Salves

Repairs cracked, dry skin. Available with or without essential oils. Real ingredients that actually fix the problem.

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Puppy Paw Balms

For your dog's rough paws. Safe if they lick it. Because they will.

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Timber Turd Tamer

Because everyone's shit stinks and pretending otherwise is ridiculous. Natural ingredients. Actually works.

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More Products

We're always making new things. Check the shop to see what else we've got.

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Why Beeswax?

Works Better

Beeswax creates a protective barrier that actually holds moisture in. Whether it's a candle or balm, it performs better than synthetic alternatives.

No Toxic Additives

No petroleum derivatives. No synthetic fragrances. No chemicals you can't pronounce. Just beeswax and natural ingredients that work.

Supports Beekeepers

When you buy beeswax products, you're supporting local, ethical Canadian beekeepers who maintain healthy hives. Bees are critical pollinators.

Naturally Renewable

Bees make wax naturally as part of their hive-building process. It's a renewable resource that doesn't require industrial farming or land destruction.

Why Not Soy?

Monoculture Destruction

Soy requires massive single-crop farming operations that destroys diverse ecosystems. The land is stripped, habitats are eliminated, and biodiversity dies.

Tilling = Death

Growing soy means tilling the earth — destroying everything above and below ground. Beetles, earthworms, microorganisms. They're not cute enough for Instagram, so nobody cares.

Greenwashing Marketing

Soy products are marketed as "eco-friendly" because it sounds good, not because it's true. It's green marketing for profit, not genuine environmental concern.

Not Actually Sustainable

Industrial soy farming depletes soil, requires pesticides, and contributes to deforestation globally. "Sustainable" is just a word they slap on the label.

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No synthetic fragrances cooked up in a lab. No 'Cotton Candy #35' or whatever the hell 'Unicorn Dreams' is supposed to smell like. Just real ingredients and natural scents.

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